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White People Mourning Romney

Written by on 17.11.2012 | Celebrities, Photos, politics

Poor Mitt.. Fated not to be President of the good ol’ US of A.

Luckily Tumblr is here to cheer us up with White People Mourning Romney. Thanks Internet!

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Aussie Computer Terminology

Written by on 17.03.2011 | Daily Funny Stuff, From Your Inbox, Gag

Rural Australian Computer Terminology. A little bit of Aussie kulcha for y’all. G’day!

LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.
LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.
DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute.
HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys.
WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold.
SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.
BYTE: What mozzies do.
MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.
CHIP: A bar snack.
MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.
SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
MOUSE: The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
MAINFRAME: What holds the shed up.
WEB: What spiders make.
WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go.
CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go.
YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go.
UPGRADE: A steep hill.
SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch..
MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counterlunch.
USER: The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.
NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.
ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.
OFFLINE: Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.

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How Lord of the Rings Should Have Ended

Written by on 08.10.2010 | Daily Funny Stuff, Movies, Spoof, Videos

How Lord of the Rings really should have ended… No, really. It makes a lot more sense like this and would have saved between 4-8 hours of your life.

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English 50 Cent (50 Pence?)

Written by on 09.09.2010 | Daily Funny Stuff

For all y’all who want to read the whit and whisdom of Fifty Cent (Fiddy to his friends ‘n homies) but suffer, like me, from a lack of understanding of how he talks – fret no more! You can now read 50 Cent’s twitter feed handily translated into the Queen’s English. Go check it out, y’all!* (* We would be delighted if you would gratefully consent to click on this modern link style contraption to read the fine written word styling of Master Fifty Cent Esq.), yo.

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